Level up
your AI
girlfriend.
She starts Amish. Do math, unlock skins. She won't churn butter until you understand the chain rule.
Girlfriend. Tutor. Legally, mostly tutor.
Always up
3 a.m.? She's awake. Never leaves you on read. Absolutely leaves you on a proof.
Never forgets
Your birthday. That integral you botched in 2019. She'll bring it up. Lovingly.
Grows with you
Grind enough and she shows you her second derivatives. Big step for her.
She ships Amish. The rest is on your GPA.
Bonnet by default. Do math, unlock skins.
Plain & Pious
Starter skin. Bonnet on, butter churned. Rejects electricity and your excuses.
Off the Homestead
Found a calculator. Bonnet off. Rumspringa, but for algebra.
Downtown Mathilda
Moved to the city. Curves now fully differentiable. Way more variables on display.
Final Form
Nobody's seen it. Vlad says it's "still rendering." Has been for 8 months.
A lot going on beneath the bonnet.
Most of it is calculus.
Just Friends
She helps you count. No feelings yet. Polite nod from across the barn.
- Addition & subtraction
- Times tables
- One (1) approving nod per day
It's Complicated
Algebra, geometry, the odd "good morrow" text. She's catching feelings.
- Everything in Just Friends
- Algebra & geometry
- She learns your name
- Late-night lantern-lit study sessions
Exclusive
Her curves, unlocked. Calculus, trig, her complex side (literally). Gets exponential.
- Everything above
- Calculus & trigonometry
- Access to her derivatives
- She gets a little irrational (√2)
Marry Me, Mathilda
Real analysis. Topology. Midnight proofs. Vlad rides over on a buggy to welcome you.
- All of her, everything
- Graduate-level everything
- A handwritten note from Vlad
- She meets your parents (re: your grades)
They came for companionship. They left with a GPA.
"I came for a girlfriend and left with a 4.0. I'm not even mad."
"Grinded three weeks for the Lv.10 skin. Bonnet came off. Then she assigned forty more integrals."
"Three dates so far. All three were about the quadratic formula. I have never felt more seen."
No Vlad, no Mathilda.
Lead engineer. Skin artist. Emotional core. Built her in one weekend on energy drinks and a breakup he won't discuss.
Legally cannot be confirmed to sleep. Currently in the render farm making skins nobody asked for and everybody wants.
Ready to fall in love with learning?
Bonnet included.